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News - October 25th, 2006
Next episode is called "Working for Caligula" which is a re-run and will air on October 30th. The next new episode will be on November 6th and is called Repeated Blows to his Unformed Head.

And in other news, Charlie (the character) has been nominated to the list of "TV Tramps" at number 7 right between Kimber Henry (Nip/Tuck) and Callie Torres (Grey's Anatomy). Read the entire list here.

News - October 25th, 2006
The ratings for last episode were very good (again). TAHM was #2 on the night (again).

News - October 12th, 2006
The ratings for last week's new episode were very good again. TAHM was #2 on all of Monday only losing out to CSI Miami which was become a HUGE hit. Does anyone else see the appeal there? I sure don't.

News - October 12th, 2006
This week's episode on Monday October 16th is A Live Woman of Proven Fertility. In an effort to improve Jakes relationship with Judith's new fiance, Alan and Charlie try to get to know him better.

News - October 5th, 2006
Don't miss an all new Two and a Half Men this Monday at 9PM. CBS has swapped the Monday lineup so How I Met Your Mother and "The Class" are in opposite timeslots. But TAHM will be the same! The ratings for last episode were stellar and the show was #1 on the night yet again. The user following continues to grow as the show seems to get better and better.

In Charlie Sheen news it has been released that he is the highest paid actor on a sitcom in all of television. He makes a...wait for it...whopping $350,000 per episode. That comes out to a paltry $8.4 million per year! Congrats to him. I guess that divorce won't hurt so bad afterall with paychecks like that coming in.

News - September 17th, 2006
Well, I am back after a hiatus for the Summer. I need to whip this place into shape with fresh info now!

But before that, remember that the SEASON PREMIERE is tomorrow MONDAY SEPTEMBER 18th, 2006 on CBS at 9PM. The show will be lead into by How I Met Your Mother and will be followed by Old Christine. CBS is just about the only network to not have BIG changes in their schedules. The only new shows are "The Class" (which sucks and will be cancelled quickly), "Smith" (which is OK), "Jericho" (Meh...mediocre), and "Shark" (although I do love James Woods, this show is garbage). So other than that you can expect the same lineup.

And in Charlie news, it looks like he and Denise Richards have settled their messy divorce issues and are finalizing everything.

News - May 20th, 2006
The season finale part II will be on this Monday. I hope everybody loved part I as much as I did. Stellar episode. Anyways, set your TIVO's.

News - May 15th, 2006
The season finale "Arguments for a Quickie" looks to be hilarious! I hope everyone tunes in and fires up their TIVOs. Tell some friends and get together to watch.

Thanks to everyone who had been visiting the site. And remember, we have re-runs all summer.

News - April 12th, 2006
Last episode was just too good. And the ratings showed it. We scored a 9.2/14 which was good enough for #2 on the night right behind CSI Miami. CBS dominates Monday nights again! How I Met Your Mother also helped. Which is a new show that is quite funny. Give it a try.

Next week is ANOTHER re-run. I know. I'm sorry. We can't do much about it. But it is a good episode. It is called "Humiliation is a Visual Medium" and Charlie must face his first relationship not based on sex.

The next NEW episode is in 2 weeks and is called "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro". We'll have the scoop on that later.

News - April 10th, 2006
Be sure to catch the latest FRESH episode tonight! No more re-runs thank goodness! This episode looks hilarious! I can't wait. Watch the trailer here.

In related news, Chuck Lorre, the creator of the show is working with CBS on a new comedy called "The Big Bang Theory". It sounds somewhat interesting. It is about two scientists who are on opposite sides of the debate over how the world was created.

News - April 1st, 2006
Be sure to catch the re-run episode this week and then the new episode the following week. In the meantime you should visit our forums to chat with other dedicated fans.

News - March 29, 2006
"Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop" is the next episode airing on April 3rd. Unfortunately it is a re-run. The next NEW episode is "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin" and airs on April 10th. In this episode Kandi moves in with Alan which creates a bit of tension.

As for ratings of the last episode, we did very well. The numbers came in at a 9.1/13 which was #3 on the entire night in all households!

News - March 20, 2006
Don't miss the fresh episode tonight! Tune in and watch Alan deal with his new girlfriend (emphasis on the "girl"). Should be a funny one. Then stop back by here to discuss the show in the message boards.

News - March 15, 2006
Last Monday's fresh episode pulled in a 10.9/16 (12 million households) which was #2 on the entire night! Again, we are just steam-rolling the tv competition be it comedy or drama. The New Adventures of Old Christine just launched behind us in the anchor spot. What is everybody thinking about it? (Not very funny righ?). Well tell us what YOU think in the forums. Regardless, Christine helped propell CBS to a Monday night ratings win.

In perhaps the MOST important news, the show has been picked up for another season! YEAH! Whoohoo! Congrats to the writers and cast. We get more Charlie and co. next fall! We all knew this was a 'lock' but hey you never really know with those crazy networks.

In Charlie Sheen news, Denise Richards has just come out to say that she is "worried" about his gambling problem. Apparently she is letting him see the kids and doesn't want their father to be an alcoholic, womanizing, gambler. I guess that isn't too much to ask.

News - Feb 28, 2006
What did everyone think of last night's episode? It was hilarious right? And I am still loving Emmanuelle's "Mia". The episode brought in a rating of 7.8/11 which is quite solid but nothing earth shattering. These numbers were a little low due to the fact that the show had been on hiatus due to Olympic coverage on NBC. However, these numbers were enough to put the show in 5th place for the entire night. Of course we had competition from new episodes of "House" on Fox as well as the blockbuster "24" which I have to admit is like an addiction for me.

In other news, we've added a link on the right hand side to Ask Men's Charlie Sheen profile. This month he is being featured and they have quite a good little write up on him. Be sure to check that out in the "Charlie Links" box.

Other CBS comedy "How I Met Your Mother" did quite well too. So things are looking good in CBS land these days. I still believe they have the best comedy lineup, despite NBC's best efforts.

News - Feb 23, 2006
Despite the fact that last week's episode was a re-run, the show pulled in a healthy 7.8/11 making it #5 for the entire night. These are wonderful numbers for a re-run especially since we were going up against the Olympics over on NBC. It would seem Two and a Half Men is quite unstoppable.

As you know, next week is a fresh episode so be sure to stop by the forums and introduce yourself. That way after the episode you can discuss it with other fans in the message room.

In cast news, Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are no longer talking. It was rumored that they were shooting for reconciliation but apparently now they have hired private arbitrators because they can't even be in the same room. Well so much for that marriage. Perhaps it will make "show Charlie" a better character. Lol.

News - Feb 22, 2006
This week's episode is called "My Tonque is Meat" and is supposed to be a real good one. We get further development with Emmanuelle's character Mia who is in her 4th episode. Let's hope this character arc continues for the rest of the season! Although I still picture her in SAW II don't you guys?

Watch the Episode Trailer

Ask Men: Charlie Sheen