Two and a Half Men Episode Guide
I might be a little slow to add all the episodes. I will start with the most recent season and work backwards considering most people want the new episodes the most.
| Season 1 |
Season 2 |
Season 3 |
| Title |
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts |
| Episode # |
301 |
| Date |
9/19/2005 |
| Description |
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie has to help take care of Jake which interferes with his social life (aka womanizing). |
| Title |
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover |
| Episode # |
302 |
| Date |
9/26/2005 |
| Description |
Little jake gets suspended from school for drawing an inappropriate picture of a girl in his class that has big boobs. Charlie tries to take over at Alan's chiropractic business but is having trouble becuase of his hangover. |
| Title |
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark |
| Episode # |
303 |
| Date |
10/3/2005 |
| Description |
Alan has been telling Charlie that he has been dating "other women" when in fact Charlie finds out that he is actually seeing his ex-wife. Charlie tries with everything in his power to keep Alan away from his ex becuase he knows she is only trouble. Charlie opens up and tells Rose he is afraid that if Alan and Judith get back together he wont get to see Jake as much. |
| Title |
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs |
| Episode # |
304 |
| Date |
10/10/2005 |
| Description |
Berta moves in with the boys and causes some serious tension in the house. All is resolved when she leaves. |
| Title |
We Called it Mr. Pinky |
| Episode # |
305 |
| Date |
10/17/2005 |
| Description |
Charlie thinks that the reason he can't be in a long lasting relationship is becuase of his mother issues. Meanwhile Jake goes to Charlie for misguided girl advice. |
| Title |
Hi, Mr. Horned One |
| Episode # |
306 |
| Date |
10/24/2005 |
| Description |
Alan warns Charlie to stay away from Isabella. Charlie dismisses his admonishments of course and continues to see her. But re-thinks his brother's advice when Isabella threatens to place a curse on his "manhood". |
| Title |
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop |
| Episode # |
307 |
| Date |
11/7/2005 |
| Description |
It is the morning after Rose's birthday party and Charlie realizes he is in bed with her. Unfortunately for Charlie, Rose's dad (guest star Martin Sheen) is there and is pissed. He grills Charlie about his intentions and future with his daughter. Charlie is helped unexpectedly by Evelyn. |
| Title |
That VooDoo That I Do Do |
| Episode # |
308 |
| Date |
11/14/2005 |
| Description |
Charlie sees a gorgeous ballet teacher and in an attempt to meet her he cons Jake into signing up for the class. |
| Title |
Madame and Her Special Friend |
| Episode # |
309 |
| Date |
11/21/2005 |
| Description |
Alan is seduced by a very elderly neighbor of Charlie's. Meanwhile Charlie does everything in his power to keep Jake from giving his money to a televangelist. |
| Title |
Something Salted and Twisted |
| Episode # |
310 |
| Date |
11/28/2005 |
| Description |
Charlie tries to fix Alan's little problem of trying to get the approval of the women in his life. |
| Title |
Santa's Village of the Damned |
| Episode # |
312 |
| Date |
12/19/2005 |
| Description |
Charlie is loving Alan's new girlfriend. She is a girl with a total "Martha Stewart" complex who keeps the house in immaculate condition. But her penchant for perfection eventually pushes the boys over the edge. |
| Title |
That Special Tug |
| Episode # |
313 |
| Date |
1/9/2006 |
| Description |
Charlie sees a therapist to help fix Alan's emotional insecurities. |
| Title |
Humiliation is a Visual Medium |
| Episode # |
314 |
| Date |
1/23/2006 |
| Description |
Charlie finds himself dating a woman in which the relationship is NOT based on sex. |
| Title |
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded |
| Episode # |
315 |
| Date |
2/6/2006 |
| Description |
Alan dates Charlie's last girlfriend and Charlie tries to "seal the deal" with his current girl Mia with a romantic evening. |
| Title |
My Tongue is Meat |
| Episode # |
316 |
| Date |
2/27/2006 |
| Description |
Mia's healthy lifestyle is 'killing' Charlie. So he starts to cheat (big surprise). He starts to sneak cigars, fast food, and beers. Of course Mia finds and out and makes Charlie choose between his old ways and his new girl. |
| Title |
Ergo, The Booty Call |
| Episode # |
317 |
| Date |
3/6/2006 |
| Description |
Alan tries to decide whether or not he should bring his new (much) younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his ex-wife. Meanwhile the crazy Rose tries to get her new boyfriend to act like Charlie. |
| Title |
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser |
| Episode # |
318 |
| Date |
3/13/2006 |
| Description |
Charlie gets nominated (again) for an advertising award, but refuses to go because his rival always wins. But the family pushes Charlie to go. |
| Title |
The Spit Covered Cobbler |
| Episode # |
319 |
| Date |
3/20/2006 |
| Description |
Alan starts to pay for his new girlfriend's bills leaving him strapped for cash. |
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| Next On TAHM... |
Title: Something Salted & Twisted
Date: February 13
Time: 8PM Monday
Charlie helps Alan deal with his obsession of vying for the approval of the women in his life. |
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